I believe the first alcoholic beverage you drink represents where you are in life. Example: If you are served a fine scotch in a crystal glass at 18, you’ll probably live long and earn a lot of money. If your first drink was at 14 and it was casked wine hanging from a clothing line as you spun around, it looks like you’re australian.
i drank a gin bucket with a turkey baster in high school what does that mean for me
evidently i am actually Real Life sergeant shadwell and my eating habits are disgusting and i am not really very ashamed of this right now Oh Well
have you ever watched an episode of something that was so horrible you just sat there afterward like did a group of people really read this script and say ‘wow great idea’
Does anyone else remember playing music in Real One Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours
wet tundra contest
DID SOMEONE SAY WET TUNDER CONTEST? FRANK’S IN
I…you… *claps, just claps*
pig-in-a-poke holy gladekeeper
on the plus side the outfit i posted earlier is by far my most comfortable rennfest outfit (probably because i am happiest when wearing as little clothing as possible) but on the down side i get a lot of questions about all my scars. like…some people i’m ok with being familiar but if this is literally the first time i’ve talked to you please don’t touch me
Wasn’t this around the same time as hamster jam?
there or pretty close to, at any rate
what a strange time in life
lots of cracked out animated animal dances
my makeup didn’t photograph well but i was a faun this weekend hooray for tired bandwagons