my rats just industriously shredded my favorite pillowcase. :(
Lately I’ve just been running Archer episodes almost constantly to keep me sane while I’m crunching on work stuff, and I think Ray is the only one I can draw okay. But, y’know… he’s my favourite, so it’s okay I guess.
I hate my school you can’t even go into a public bathroom without someone trying to be deep and artistic like what am I supposed to look around at leave your pretentiousness at the door and let me shoobie in peace
what if it’s a warning
you could be the beginning of a horror movie
Fix it! Do it! Accidentally unscrew it! It’s time to fix things with Soos!
I can’t get enough of the terrible after effects
It took me a good while to realize I was not watching youtube poop, and that’s just perfect.
Q:What would you say are the best paranormal and/or found footage movies (apart from grave encounters, seen it, it's awesome!) To scare the nopes outta yourself or friends?
Here are a few found footage horror movies that I really enjoyed:
The Banshee Chapter
Blair Witch project (a great classic)
The Poughkeepsie tapes (this one is kind of hit or miss with some people)
Noroi: The Curse
I havn’t seen some of these yet, going to check them out as soon as I can.
Would also reccomend;
V/H/S 2 -I think it’s actually better and creepier then the first one.
The Bay - Veeery annoying narrator but it has a very creepy concept.
Asylum Tapes -similar concept to Grave Encounters but manages to be decently creepy in it’s own special way. Opts for more psychological horror where GE went for over the top jump scares.
Aghhh I know there’s more but I can’t get online to look up my movie list.
Speaking of Netflix horror stuff, is there really no love for Devil’s Pass? I’d rec The Bay and V/H/S 1 and 2 over it any day, but the story came together pretty well and I forgave its slowness for THAT ENDING. I totally love THAT KIND OF ENDING.
DEVIL’S PASS was SO GOOD. SO GOOD!
Grave Encounters started strong but i thought the ending kinda petered out. V/H/S was the horror movie equivalent of eating a whole bunch of individually wrapped snickers. I found The Bay to just be okay. There wasn’t really much of a payoff and if I want to be horrified like that i can just go read real world news.
Pontypool is good! And an interesting twist on a concept.
Gonna have to check the rest of these out.
Ones I’ve seen that aren’t on here: Lovely Molly starts out REALLY strong but then kinda loses it, still may be worth a watch? You might also like Session 9 and The Ward, which are both paranormal buildups to a twist.
Ah, what a futile attempt at being creative. Seems everyone else had the same stupid idea. Also, if you must do this, at least get signs with better typography.
I really, really loathe this sign.
They’d been seeing each other for a few months, but it felt like he’d known her all his life. John had never believed in soul mates before, but everything just felt so right with Kate, that he was beginning to think she might be the One. Late one night, as he kissed her goodnight on her doorstop, she put a hand against his chest, looked him in the eye, and said “You’ve stolen my heart.”
"Aw babe, that’s so sweet," he said. "I feel the exact same - "
She cut him off. “No,” she said harshly. Her gaze was cold and steady, and her fingernails were digging into his chest. “You’ve taken something that is precious to me, something that can never be returned. And I will have my revenge.” She flew straight up into the air, turned into a monstrous dragon, and disappeared into the night sky.
He woke up in a cold sweat. It had only been a dream. Or had it? Something didn’t feel quite right, but he couldn’t figure it out. He showered and dressed for work, at the law office that bore his name. Only when he arrived, his name wasn’t there. “Hey Nancy, what happened to the sign?” he asked his receptionist.
"I’m sorry, who are you?" she said.
"Funny joke. I’m John!" he said.
"John who?" she said.
"What do you mean John who? I’m John…"
He couldn’t for the life of him remember his last name.
"Uh, I’m not feeling too well today," he told Nancy. "I’m taking the day off."
She just looked at him oddly as he walked out the door.
Outside the building, he took a few shallow, panicked breaths. He took out his driver’s license and looked at the name on it.
All it said was “John.” There was no last name at all.
He decided to call his father.
"Dad, something weird is happening," he said when his father picked up.
"Who is this?" his father said.
"It’s John, dad."
"I’m your son! I have the same last name as you do!" John was almost in tears.
"I have no son," the old man said in a hollow voice. "I have no last name. And neither do you. You shall have no sons or daughters to carry on your name. Your name and deeds are blotted from the books of history, forever."
The phone clicked.
the episode with flashbacks to dean living at sonny’s reminded me a lot of s1 and also rekindled my intense dislike of john winchester and even though i love cas so much i miss the simpler episodes sometimes
i either want to pass out or have someone feed me fried rice
why do i love fried rice so much